One day recently I came up with the most wonderful ideas for writing. Here they are.

1. Anatomy of short prose — tweets, texts and the telegraph message.
2. Anatomy of cutting-up: making jokes and laughing about life and language.
3. Lingua Franka (sic): Why Frank was never very good at speaking.
4. Bullshit Made Easy: 300 essays about time, elements,fertalizer and lying in order to achieve results.
5. Anatomy of Bullshit — Cutting up a Bull’s Shit.
6. You and I are connected — The conduit of conduct.
7. Success is the Foundation.
8. Goal! Shoot hoops, slap pucks, kick balls and move: Why Finite and Infinite Games is a better book than what you most recently read.
9. Love stories are experienced but not forgiven.
10. Angels are Messengers — Profanity is a hymnal for dissaster… Stop reading now!
11. Psuedoanonymous (sic) Literature
12.  Anonymuncule‘s Scatological Reference
13. The Key Antilogy of Barbaric Literature and Shaving Technique
14. Live Antanaclasis / Live Bait
15. The Antinomy of Written Literature and Those Who Expostulate its Merritt
16. Sleep is for People Who are Exhausted
17. Axes of Evil

There you go. I can sleep in confidence knowing my greatist secrets are disolved.

This was re-edited 20111004 with links to defining principals.